Perhaps if he locked the bathroom door, curled in the tub…? Zhou Mi would freak out then. He could imagine him trying to open the door, or using his rather inconsiderably body weight to pummel it down. Someone would be injured, and Kyuhyun might never leave his bed, his own bed, ever again.
Oh, the desperation. ;__; I can imagine Mi trying to break down the door xD with his... inconsiderable body weight? i wonder if he would fail. or if the POWER OF LOVE would help him out XDXDXD

It didn’t have a suggestive name like “Sinfully Amazing” or “Made of Sex” he mused as he uncapped it, taking a whiff. He hummed, closing it and setting it back onto the counter.

He shrugged when he saw Zhou Mi’s questioning look. “I was right. It doesn’t smell nearly as good when it’s not on on you.”
I LOLED when i read this. xD KAKAKAKAKAKA, smells like sex only cause Zhou Mi is amazing and Kyuhyun is in LUBBY LUB. :B Love it. I just... love it.

XD and \o/ for henhae plot XD huh... curious. donghae = related to a pimp. >_>? or a hustler. hahaha. my imagination flies with me. :] Love your detail, love your qmi relationship development :D

“I guess I do. I’m dating a really smart idiot.”

Zhou Mi’s laugh exploded and then quieted. He could see every eyelash, the way they swept wide in shock. “We’re dating?”

“We’ve been to dinner, haven’t we? And we’ve slept over… It sounds like it, doesn’t it?”

“I… guess it does.”
IT WAS SO GRADUAL THAT THEY BOTH JUST ACCEPTED IT. WHUT. OSM-SAUCE. DO IT AGAIN. :D